A thousand times I tempted fate.
A thousand times I played this game.

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Tbfh I watched one of my favorite movies with sleepingwithofpiercethemice

Movies with the bae @sulfurandsun 💕

Movies with the bae @sulfurandsun 💕

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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I should change my url back to suckmy-dickler

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush