A thousand times I tempted fate.
A thousand times I played this game.

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Tbfh I watched one of my favorite movies with sleepingwithofpiercethemice

Movies with the bae @sulfurandsun 💕

Movies with the bae @sulfurandsun 💕


Making fun of your internet friends like


I should change my url back to suckmy-dickler


Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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